Welcome to my house. Well, technically it has wheels and my humans call it a “Motor Home,” but let’s be real—it’s a giant, climate-controlled dog crate that smells like adventure and freeze dried fish.

My name is Shadow. I’m a Black Lab...

Alright, listen up. You might have heard some... stories... from the other one, Shadow. She means well, bless her heart, but she clearly doesn't understand who's actually in charge around here. That would be me, Patches. Australian Red Heeler. And yes, my fur is this glorious...

If you’ve noticed the snazzy new logo at the top of our site, you might be asking: "Hey, that looks a lot like Patches in the window... where is Shadow?"

As the Chief of Security,...